Ridiculously giftable
Birthdays, breakups, office Secret Santa or just because your mate has an energy drink problem.
THE PLUSHIE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED
Meet your new emotional support can.
Zero sugar. Maximum emotional support. Every bro deserves a Monstie. Especially the ones running entirely on caffeine and questionable decisions.
★★★★★ You & Bro for life
✓ Soft & huggable
✓ Gift-ready
23cm of chaos
🚚 Fast delivery
🎁 Perfect gift
↩ Easy returns
🔒 Secure checkout
Monstie The Plushie
$29.99
$39.99
The ridiculous little plush can that belongs everywhere you do.
✓23cm / 9 inches tall — desk-sized perfection
✓Ultra-soft plush finish with proper cuddle credentials
✓The gift for the friend who is basically 90% caffeine
🚚 Fast dispatch
↩ Easy returns
🎁 Gift-worthy
WHY MONSTIE?
Small can. Massive personality.
Monstie is more than a plushie. He's your desk mate, passenger princess, gym spotter and emotional support caffeine gremlin.
Made to go everywhere
Desk, car, bed, sofa, office, gym bag. Monstie is compact enough to become part of the furniture.
Instant personality
Cute enough to cuddle, stupid enough to make everyone laugh.
MONSTIE IN THE WILD
People get weirdly attached to him.
See what our customers say;
★★★★★
“Got the 2 pack for me and my mate, and all we ever do is send photos of the plushie in funny situations. 5 stars!”
★★★★★
“Bought one for my boyfriend. Somehow Monstie contributes more around the house than he does.”
★★★★★
“To quote my boyfriend, "This is mens equivalent of getting flowers"”
THE IMPORTANT STUFF
Questions? Monstie has answers.
How big is Monstie?
Monstie is approximately 23cm / 9 inches tall and 12cm / 4.75 inches wide.
Can I buy more than one?
Absolutely. Choose a 2-pack or 3-pack above. Configure matching Shopify automatic discounts so the savings are applied at checkout.
Is Monstie a good gift?
That is basically his entire personality. Monstie works especially well for friends, partners, colleagues and anyone with a suspicious attachment to white energy drink cans.
How quickly will my order ship?
Add your real dispatch and delivery times here before launch so customers know exactly what to expect.
YOU'VE SCROLLED THIS FAR
Just get the Monstie.
Future you will understand. Current you just needs to press the button.